Browse Professor Quotes

We'll take care of you in Europe, don't worry... like, if you smoke something you're not supposed to smoke, we'll call your parents and let them know what jail you're in.
—Dr. Russell, "reassuring" us of our safty for our upcoming trip to Europe.
Don't go trying to look for zebras when there are horses coming... This really pertains to theory.
—Prof. Joseph Packales, music theory
19, 20, 21 years ago... your parents had sex.
Now, we're going to take a moment of silence to reflect on that.
—John Hines, philosophy